Hmm… *crawls out of cave.*
AHH IT BURNS!
*Crawls back into cave and hugs laptop* I’m so sorry I left you. I’ll never do it again, i swear!
please love yourself
Dude, I don’t know if anybody told you, but we have this little thing called physics.
I had to reblog this again…
I want to open a really angry coffee shop called “I’m Not a Morning Person” and name all the drinks really angrily
like “can I get a Fuck You” or a “I’m Studying for Finals” or “My In-Laws are in Town”
and they all have shots of tequila in them
who wants to be my business partner
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Thank you for this english teacher
i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done
whoever wrote this character was high as a kite
Actually a lot of the lines were improved by the voice actor Josh Gad
…who was probably defintely as high as a kite