This is the line that has gotten me through life.
what if virginity was actually a visible thing like when you have sex for the first time your virginity comes out of your ear in the form of a slug
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
*slow clap for the harry potter fandom*
when you’re really angry at someone but don’t want to seem mean
Talk shit get hit.
First Kiss (creator asked 20 strangers to kiss for the first time)
This makes me unbelievably happy.
This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
I smiled every second of this
Let’s talk about libraries. Libraries! “Oh, hello, are you a person? Great, you’ve met our qualifications. Please enjoy unlimited borrowing of any number of any books. Do we not have the book you seek? Let us know and we will buy it so that you can read it. You will owe us nothing. Stay as long as you want.” Libraries are like pleasant, real-life morphine dreams.
I forgot just how much I love this movie